The Great Pie Adventure (PT 3)

~Here's part three, fuckers. I don't know know why I'm still continuing this. Oh well. Here.

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Niggachu and Amanda had started to panic. The breaking sound of glass was growing louder, meaning the thing trying to break the glass, was pissed. Sammy and Nick were still glaring at Niggachu and Amanda. "Okay, Sammy, Nick, we have more important things to worry about, so stop fucking glaring or I'll cut your eyes out." Yelled Niggachu, rather harshly. Sammy was taken aback, but quickly snapped out of it. Nick took Niggachu's threat seriously and ran to the kitchen and grabbed a wooden barstool. "The fuck you will!" Yelled Nick. Niggachu smirked. "Uh, guys, we have a man eating nipple trying to break into our house! So, stop fucking around!" Emma screamed. Amanda agreed with her. Niggachu sighed. Suddenly, a blob of skin coloured blobiness, came out of nowhere and tackled Sammy. Sammy let out a deafening scream. "FUCK!" Everyone screeched in unison.

Nick was holding the barstool as a shield. Amanda dashed into the guest bedroom and grabbed a lamp. Niggachu rolled her eyes and pulled a massive kitchen knife out of her hoodie pocket. Emma stomped towards the nipple and kicked it off of Sammy. Sammy quickly pulled herself off the ground and ran behind Nick, who was starting to shake. Again, Niggachu rolled her eyes. She leapt forward and tried to slice the nipple, but missed and landed on top of Emma. Niggachu was now straddling Emma. She smirked and flew off of Emma and started chasing the nipple. After mere minutes, Niggachu managed to slice the nipple. Said nipple growled and tried to attack Niggachu, but she was too quick and dodged its attack. Emma decided to be helpful and distracted the growling nipple. Niggachu stealthily snuck up behind the nipple and brought the kitchen knife down on the creature. It shrieked and tried to attack one last time, but it didn't have the energy. The nipple eventually stopped moving. It was finally dead.

Everyone cheered and ran up to Niggachu and hugged her. "You did it! We're so proud!" Sammy screamed. "Yeah, yeah. Whatever." Niggachu replied, rather bored. "We're still making that fucking pie. I hope you know this." Amanda squealed. Niggachu smirked and ran into the kitchen to get started. "We have the nipple, now we need the diamonds, hair and anything extra." Nick groaned. "The diamonds still aren't here?! FUCK!" Amanda yelled angrily. Suddenly, a knock sounded on the front door. "I got it." Emma mumbled. Sammy nodded to confirm that she'd heard her. While the others were cutting the nipple up and preparing it for the pie, Emma opened the front door and there stood a man, clad in all black. He pushed a box into her hands and walked off into the night. Emma was confused, but she took the box and set it on the table in the kitchen. "What is that?" Sammy questioned curiously. Emma shrugged and began opening the box. When she finally managed to get the tape and such off the box, Emma was amazed by the sight. Everyone gathered around the now open box. They all opened their mouths at the same time and looked at each other.

"Wow!"